December 2011
have a good new year
hope you’re all getting smashed and committing social suicide i know i will be x
tonight, my friends, alcohol and some dirty drum and bass lets do dis
In 2012
yorkshirefuckingpuddings:
thelovesound:
You’ll all be exactly the same, just older. So please stop with these lists of how your gonna change because if you really wanted to change you’d do it right now. Xo
preach it sister
holy shit girls this isn’t hard if you complain that nice guys don’t exist or that any boyf you’ve had have been bastards your taste in guys is fucking shit. stop blaming every male for something that’s your own fucking problem
rapidly entering the mood where i want to be sarcastic and tear people apart uh oh :-)
p.s. if you’re the type of girl who only goes for a guy because he is wearing branded clothes oh my god you are as shallow as the guys you complain about
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Anonymous asked: did you have a good day at work sweetheart?
“Listen here, In this life you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant, For years I was smart, I reccommend pleasant, Being smart can make you rich and bring respect and reverence, But the rewards of being pleasant are far more incandescent” genuinely wish i knew more people with this mindset.
Anonymous asked: i'll have dinner made for when you get home :)
Anonymous asked: hello husband :)
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hungover
Anonymous asked: yayyyyy! you said yes!
HelllOoOo
Anonymous asked: *on one knee* Jon, will you marry me?
Anonymous asked: oh jon, would you just marry me please?
i’ve lost my only pair of trousers that aren’t being washed looks like i’m going out in a shirt and boxers tonight
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luceee:
Trying to get a bra on after a shower = impossible
same
i think the craziest thing somebody i know has believed was: - she was the only person in the world existed - everybody else is a creation by god to test her faith - other people only exist when you’re physically next to her - every book ever written was written by God, but he can’t write ‘God’ as the author so he created fake names for every individual book among others
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“sometimes, you just gotta say ‘fuck It’, it makes opportunities, and opportunities make your life”
boy needs a hair cut NYE 2010 i had a haircut, oh boy that ended hilariously
my dad and his friend are downstairs playing guitar and bass my music is on full blast, my floor is vibrating and i can’t hear myself think ahhhhhh need a subwoofer
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Disney Endings
thefrogman:
you know when some things feel a bit
one sided hm
when girls post on facebook “can’t wait for karma to get u xxxx” it basically means “im too pussy to do anything so i’ll wait for something to happen by chance”