June 2012
1 tag
i am a happy boy
May 2012
have you ever hated somebody you’ve never spoken to?
vocaroo:
i’m so white it physically hurts sometimes
ouronlydownfall:
FATE
FELL
SHORT
THIS
TIME
YOUR SMILE
FADESINTHESUMMER
PLACE
YOUR
HAND
IN
MINE
I’LL
LEAVEWHENIWANNAAA
assap:
manchester really need to re-think their city merchandise
because right now they just look like the biggest my chemical romance fans on earth
7 tags
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
this sounds far too familiar …
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
how to kiss
crystalc4stle:
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
oh my god hahahahahhhahaha
Watchpottercycles:
adamantwalrus:
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
i literally don’t even know what just happened.
Watchsewonandsewforth:
allshallfade:
secretsby-candlelight | lakzewis:
what the fuck
that is really fucking cool
OH GOD JUST TAKE MY MONEY
closed minded people. sickening
